You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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