saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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