i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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