There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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