Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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