Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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