Define "chronic" masturbator.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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