..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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