If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Michael Bay diarrhea
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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