this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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