you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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