i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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