There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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