Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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