what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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