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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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