Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods