so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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