Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I cut my penus on the lid.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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