girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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