I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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