Well douche your snatch and let's go!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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