I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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