i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
This is my gift to your gina
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
