You smell like stripper and shame
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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