Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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