I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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