So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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