is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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