I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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