Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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