I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
