I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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