The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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