What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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