Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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