Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
is wine microwaveable?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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