K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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