Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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