spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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