I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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