I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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