I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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