did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Drake has all the answers
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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