That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm gonna have a badass scar
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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