Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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