Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He felt like a one man threesome
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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