I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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