lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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