The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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