He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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