Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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