Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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