Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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