dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I have aggressive nipples.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
