Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
the raccoons are back...
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