Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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