woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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